Showing posts with label spanking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spanking. Show all posts

Monday, 26 December 2016

Katie Reads is now on Youtube!

There's more exciting news in the wake of last week's updates!

I've started a new Youtube channel called Katie Reads, where every month I will read an excerpt from one of my spanking romance books! Just like when I participate in SatSpanks, I'll make sure to pick the most sizzling excerpts to read!!  
This is a completely new thing for me, because I've never actually read any of my books out loud before, and I've currently only got 3 books out, so I'd run out of things to read very quickly if I updated any more regularly than monthly, but I'll update my blog every time I've done a Youtube video.

Due to the nature of what I write (which I'm assuming you're familiar with if you're here), the Youtube channel is age-restricted and cannot be embedded in other sites (even mine). The other option was to only read tame, boring stuff, but I don't like tame and boring, and I wanted to read excerpts that I'd want to watch on a Youtube video (which is good, because when you're editing a video, it's just like editing a book: You have to go over your work again and again), so I decided to go as far as I'm allowed within my YouTube Terms of Service.

Here's the link for my first Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu8ieWv6Rnc&spfreload=5

Let me know what you think (if you dare) and I'll put another video up towards the end of January!
In other news, the webcomic's first page has been drawn, and the site's code is being finalized, then the webcomic will imminently be winging its way to its very own corner of the internet, so I'll update you all again next week when the site is live!

Lots of Love,
Katie xxxx

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Christmastime and Exciting News!

Isn't Christmastime just the best?

Last year was a bit of a wash-out for me, due to various issues, and at least partly to do with my whole city being flooded, and me being stuck at home for that exact reason.

This year, I feel like I'm trying to pack two (or more) Christmases into one. I've got my lights up, the tree is covered in tinsel and baubles, there's presents under it (guess who's getting that Zootropolis bunny? *coughmecough*), I found it in Home Bargains (a discount store) AND IT ACTUALLY TALKS!!!

I'm having my Christmas dinner with some lovely friends from America, who wouldn't hear of me being alone for Christmas, and tomorrow 'til Christmas eve, I'm going to see my aunt, uncle and cousins for some pre-Christmas-Christmasing (we tend to view most of December as 'Christmas' in the UK), and I'm totally taking my ice skates home to my aunt's, to do my first skating since 2010. It's like the December I wish I'd had every year for the past... however many years it's been since I was choosing my own stuff.*
Image quality... not the best. I sorta dropped my camera lens
while running round King's Cross station a couple days ago,
and now it won't focus properly. That's TWO dairy-free selection
boxes that I found in a supermarket (Morrissons, if any British
readers want to buy these).
Also this adorable adult babygro arrived last week... I'll write a review as soon
as I can get more photos. 

Now I just need to make a stocking and finish up buying presents, cards etc for everyone I know IRL who has made the last few months bearable while I tried to find some sort of purpose after several huge Earth-shattering life events one on top of the other -- they never seem to take turns, do they?

Also, I have some UNBELIEVABLY exciting news coming VERY SOON regarding a webcomic, just as soon as I'm not drowning in CSS and image resolution and all that other technical design stuff that I have a low attention span for. But the HTML's done and the new website is almost ready and I even got Manga Studio for my birthday from my relatives, to go with the graphics tablet I bought, so there may possibly be a spanking webcomic very soon, although it will have its own separate website for legal reasons: They're about to ban such things in the UK (read part 3, but be warned; it's long and intentionally convoluted and obfuscatory), so I'm also going to be emigrating later next year because I can't live in a country where I can't post pictures of spanking, ageplay and BDSM on my own bloody website without forcing people to input credit card details. I know a couple of other spanking people who have shut their sites down to avoid this, but don't worry, I have dual citizenship with somewhere less censor-y, and I have full EU privileges regardless of what the UK does, and I am also fluent in French and passable in German and Italian -- languages are something I pick up really quickly, which is useful for my MSc in Obscure Science; I swear the only reason I understand science at all is because chemistry and computing were both like learning a foreign language -- so even if I can't get a PhD in some half-decent English-speaking nation, it's not the end of the world. Although it's still rather irritating because I just got my little room decorated with that Disney princess wallpaper I wrote about a few months ago. Le Sigh.
But anyway; webcomic coming soon!

And I'm still trying to figure out if a giant candy cane would make a sexy spanking implement or just a really crappy one. I'm not sure in real life that a candy cane would have enough flex to work properly, although I've read a few stories that have used them in that way... What do you think?
Let me know in the comments if you dare!

*I actually know this one. It's six years. Although this is the sixth Christmas so... five? I'm never very good at working out how to count stuff like that.

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

10 Things I Probably Shouldn't Have Done In The Past Week (but did)

1. I put the heating on so that I could eat ice cream, because otherwise it would have been too cold.  

2. I bought a 3 pack of my favourite chocolate covered ice cream lolly things (Magnums?) and ate them all in one (cold) day.  

3. I poured boiling water on a thistle instead of digging it out. In my defense it was over four feet tall at that point. However, it was a massive waste of electric and it killed everything in an 18 inch diameter *except* the damn thistle. Did I mention my front garden is full of thistles?  

4. I used wash-in-wash-out hair color on my hair and I didn't rinse until the water ran clear because I was worried all the color would come back out.  

5. In spite of #4, I forgot to a) rinse the shower tray of red hair color and b) use a dark colored towel, resulting in my favourite bunny embroidered baby-towel now being stained because (and I quote) 'my head needed a snuggle.' I really hope it's only stained for up to 3 washes (the duration which the packet said my hair would be colored for).  

6. I found out chopsticks don't go in the dishwasher - they fall down and make the blade get stuck. This makes a racket and means lots of faffing to sort it out without taking everything out again.  

7. I accidentally let one of the rabbits get into the kitchen (I totally saw her and didn't chase her out) and she promptly crawled into that space behind the dishwasher. When I got her out, I had to give her an impromptu bath in the sink.  

8. I ran out of petrol. Twice. Once whilst driving my Husband to work and once whilst driving him to an important job interview.  

9. I went overdrawn. Because I thought I had more money than I did, and thought I had leeway to buy Polly Pockets. I did not. The Polly Pockets are, however, delightful although some of them need a *lot* of cleaning.  

10. I managed to lose our rubbish bin by forgetting it was outside. Luckily my Husband managed to find it again - one of the neighbors had hidden it on their driveway but I spray painted our house number on it in bright pink paint after the last time they did that, so he was able to prove it was ours really easily. He wouldn't've had to if I'd brought it in after the rubbish was collected.  

I got spanked for none of these things, but I did get spanked yesterday for having a tantrum on Monday. The worst part was having to ask, which I hate the absolute most. He draws the line at tantrums. I suspect the tantrum was to do with being told I could wait a week before getting more of my favorite ice cream because I ate the whole pack in one day. Given all the other stuff, I can't say I was surprised, but I definitely felt better again afterwards.   So there you have it, my first post, and proof that you don't have to be a professor to be absent-minded.